Prepare the pastry:
Lay 2 sheets of puff pastry flat on a baking tray. Prick all over with a fork (docking) and sprinkle a little caster sugar over the top.
Place a wire rack over each sheet and then place two bread tins (or any heavy ovenproof tins) on top to weight the pastry so it doesn’t puff.
Bake at 200°C (390°F) for 15–20 minutes or until golden and cooked through. Remove weights and cool completely.
Make the vanilla custard (pastry cream):
Heat the 500 ml milk with the scraped vanilla seeds (and the pod if you like an extra hit of vanilla) just until it’s steaming. Don’t need a rolling boil, but almost. Remove from heat and discard the pod.
In a mixing bowl whisk the 6 egg yolks with 130 g caster sugar until pale and ribbony (about 1–2 minutes).
Add the plain flour and cornflour to the yolks and whisk until smooth.
Temper: pour a little of the hot milk into the yolk mixture while whisking (a few tbsp at first), then gradually add the rest until combined.
Return the mixture to the saucepan and cook on medium heat, whisking constantly. When it comes to a boil and thickens significantly (you’ll see it bubbling and holding on the whisk), keep whisking for another 30–60 seconds to cook out the raw starch. Remove from heat.
Pour the custard flat into a tray (this helps it cool evenly) and press cling wrap directly on the surface to stop a skin forming. Cool completely.
Assemble (two options):
Freehand (best for photos/presentation): Place one sheet of pastry on the serving board you plan to present on. Spread the cooled custard evenly on top, pressing gently and smoothing the sides with a spatula. Place the second pastry sheet on top and press down carefully to compact. Use a spatula or knife to tidy edges. If the sides are exposed, wrap cling wrap gently around the sides before chilling so the custard doesn’t dry out.
In a pan (neater, easier to cut): Line the base of a pan with a sheet of pastry (find a pan size that fits the pastry), pour and spread the custard, then top with the second pastry sheet. Chill in the pan; remove from pan to slice.
Top with that old-school glossy icing:
Put about 1 cup icing sugar into a bowl. Add cold water, 1 tbsp at a time, stirring until you reach a chewy, sticky consistency (not runny; it should spread but hold). You’ll need to eye-ball it. Add tiny amounts of water until it’s glossy and a bit tacky.
Spread evenly over the top pastry and refrigerate to set. Best flavour and texture is after 6 hours, ideally overnight.